Bakla!

Yesterday morning...

I have a new maid.

He's gay!

I got excited, someone can help me blowdry my hair and straighten it with a flat iron.

Before going to work yesterday, I showered and dressed up.

Went to my cousins' for dinner after work.

After eating I asked my mom, "Ma, kamusta yung bagong katulong?"

My mom said, "Wala na."

Then I said, "Anong wala na?"

Then my mom said, "Lumabas, di na bumalik, lumayas."

Then I said to myself, "Gagang bakla yun! Baka may kinuha sa bahay!"

Haaay..

I got too excited, too soon!

Bakla siya!

ahahahahahahahaha